I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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