We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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