Pants 0. Shit 1.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I need to wash the frat house off of me
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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