Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
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