Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
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