Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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