You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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