its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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