its not stalking. its research.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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