You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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