If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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