Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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