I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
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