ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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