do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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