READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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