Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
