he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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