3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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