I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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