I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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