After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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