12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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