You really coming over, don't trick.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I will pee on everything he values.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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