Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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