Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
We're too hungover to prance.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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