i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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