At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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