matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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