I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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