Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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