How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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