Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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