My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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