Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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