Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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