Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
nutella sex= disaster
Actions speak louder than pants.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
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