Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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