so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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