Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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