I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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