so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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