I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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