a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I just found puke in my bra..
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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