Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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