Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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