Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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