do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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