this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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