Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
NoShamevember. You game?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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